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Marj/Marjoured/ Glenda. Born on October 11, 1990. Certified Libra. A Fourth year student. Wannabe Atenean, Thomasian, Fighting Maroon, Lasallian. Loner. Misunderstood. Certified Bookworm. Likes all subjects except PHYSICS. Has a distant past. Frequents all the so-called "MASA" places. Has a short temper and one-track mind that goes well together. Word lover, number hater.The so-called "shock absorber" of the class. More?

Hmmm...This is the second day that I don't have classes. I'm getting so restless now...The submission of the Ateneo Forms is tomorrow and I haven't finished it yet! Hmmm...I guess it's the weather's fault...I can't blame it though, it's just doing its job.

Anyway, I placed a Get Firefox! button on my site. I want all of you to get Firefox and experience its superiority over Internet Explorer. But I guess, we can't blame those who coded their layouts for IE users. We always have to make adjustments though. But don't think I'm forcing you to get Firefox. it's just that we want all of you to see for yourselves what it can do.

The weather's still all bad and all...I drank a mug of the following drinks: Nesvita, Milo, Coffee, Ricoa Hot Chocolate...Haha, at least my stomach's not upset..The last time I did that, something wrong happened...NVM about that though...

Untill next post everyone!

Well, honestly I need to work doubly hard though( and to death too!) because next week will be the week before the Quarterly Exams...And the UPCAT will be on August 5-6. That only means that the YFC Mega Camp will be rescheduled. I am still not a true YFC Member because I still don't have my Covenant Orientation...I do wish I am a bonafide member of YFC.

I also need to finish writing the personal essay for Ateneo and have it proofread by Ms. Jham... Why does Ateneo have to change its deadline? Instead of August 18, the deadline's been moved to August 4 and we need to submit the requirements by July 26, Wednesday. Which means to say, Ms. Jham, my English teacher, will have only 2 days to check my work. I also need to work on my DLSU-Dasma Application Form...It's needed next week.

I also need to work on my journals for Filipino and English and research for articles in Math...And I need to work doubly hard in Physics. I remember that I have 3 passed quizzes and 1 failed quiz. I always fail my homework...I wonder why...

As Sir Romy, my Physics teacher has said,
"Kalimutan nyong magakakaibigan kayo dito. Kailangang magtrabaho kayo mabuti."

I am currently recovering from a lot of losing slumps...

Anyway, I am so happy that a lot of people have stumbled across my blog. It's really grat to have lots of traffic, and it's quite fulfilling. My tagboard's full of people wanting to exchange links with me and people who answered my Link Exchange call.

Back to losing slumps...

As I mentioned in one of my older posts, I am recovering from a losing slump in Physics...I always fail my homework, and I feel so bad about it. But when I passed a really difficult quiz (20/30), I was so thrilled! And quizzes make up 30% of our components! (HW only makes up 5% of the components) so that's a cool recovery. My teacher, Sir Romy, said that we need to work hard to get a grade of 79 in the card...Whoa...(I failed the 2nd quiz!)

I am also recovering from an emotional crisis...I won't reveal some of the details but, I can tell you for sure, it is one of my darkest days of my high school life...waaa...At least it's over.

Hehe, of course, I am also recovering from a blog crisis...I don't get as much traffic as other blogs...That's why I devised ways...I blog hop frequently and and I exchange links with other bloggers...And that's why i am able to recover from this blog slump...

Ok, that's all.

Hmm...Well, I don't know how this day really turned out. I don't know whether I'll be happy or I'll be sad and nervous. Anyways, I passed my quiz in Physics! I didn't know what happened but I was really sure that I'll really fail it. And I was so shocked when I got my exam paper. I was like, "Pano nangyari yun???" I guess that only meant one thing: I know i got a pathetic score on my homework but I got a satisfactory quiz result.

Why nervous? I think I lost the profiles for the yearbook. I knew that it was placed near my bag but when I came out of the compulounge, my bag was missing. And so were the papers. When I found my bag in the catwalk, the papers weren't there anymore. I started to panic. JUan told me they were at the drawer but when I checked it, it wasn't there.

Well, do you know how this day turned out? You'll be the judge.

Why do hearts have to bleed? To give your heart to someone you love is like giving yourself to him/her as a whole. To give but not expecting something in return is something so hard. Yes, you love the person but what if she/he never loved you back? Who's stupid now? She/He or you?

Or...

We are stupid to fall in love with someone who can't see our worth?

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In love, we always worry, we always cry.
You give everything to him/her 'coz he/she is your everything.
But you get nothing.

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Everytime someone leaves, someone takes his/her place.
What if you love someone and suddenly, he/she leaves you?
Someone comes to fill the void left by that someone.

Until that someone returns.

Who would you choose,
The one who made the void
Or the one
Who filled the void?

Sigh.

Warning: Contains a number of foul languages...Reader's discretion is advised.

WIFE: Himala! Aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako.

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Lasing (takot): may multo sa banyo natin!
Wife: ha? Bkit?Lasing: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pag papasok ako ng banyo eh.
Wife: p****** ka! Ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!

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1st night lola wear see thru dress, lolo didn't react...
2nd night lola wear t-back, lolo still deadma...
3rd night lola all naked, lolo said "anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!"

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DAD: anak, bili mo ko softdrinx
ANAK: Coke or Pepsi?
D: Coke
A: Diet or regular?
D: regular
A: bote o can?
D: bote
A: 8 oz o litro?
D: P******!! Tubig na lang!
A: viva o Wilkins?

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AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili

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Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.

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Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili nko ng hearing aid. Grabe! Ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!Juan: Talaga? Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang

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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about you FAMILY!

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Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na.

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KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?"
KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya! Sana naman walang nangyaring masama sa kanya."

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SIR: Inday, c Sir mo 2.bangga kotse ko and I nid cash!
INDAY: Aru!!! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh!
SIR: G***! C Sir mo talaga to!
INDAY: G***! C Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!

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TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: baket naman?
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.

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Dalawang magkaibigan nagtetext....
PEPE: Tol! Pasa load naman! 2pesos lang, my katx lng me.
Tol: cge. w8 lng.
(Message sent)
Pepe: Tnx tol! Bait mo talaga!
Tol: G***! Wag ka na magtex! Sayang ung pinasa ko sayo!!!
Pepe: k.

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ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone.
DOC: is it choking?
ERAP: it's max's.
DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, r u choking?
ERAP: no. Im serious!

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A priest lost a bird & asked during mass...
Priest: anyone got a bird?
all men stood up.
Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?
All women stood up.
Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?
...All nuns stood up

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ATTY: Inday! Pwede mo bng idiscribe d2 sa korte ang taong nangrape sayo?
INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at bungal...
SUSPEK: cge!!!!...Mangasar ka pa!!!!

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Dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....
Madre1: Diyos ko! Patawarin mo po cla...d nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa.
Madre2: ay yung sakin marunong!!!!

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Dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis....
Ngongo: "nges hu?"....
MRS: g***!!!! Pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan.... e ikaw lng ngongo d2!!!!

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Dentist & Lover....
Dentist: we have 2 stop seeing each other...halata na tayo ng MR mo.
Lover: but we love each other!
Dentist: oo nga...but were running out of excuses.... ISA NA LNG IPIN MO!

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Arab interview at US immigration:
Q: Ur name pls.
A: abdul aziz
Q: sex?
A: twice a wik.
Q: i mean male or female?
A: doesn't matter.... sometimes even with camel...

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Patient: dok. Malungkot d2 sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang sarili ko...
Doc: e ano naman laman ng sulat mo?
Patient: d ko pa po alam kc next wik ko pa ata matatangap...

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U wont believe what thingspeople do these days...
i was sitting next 2 dis girl in church & in the middle of the mass she light a cigarette!
Na-shock ako!!!!...
I almost dropped my Beer!!!!

Hi...We just had our Career Orientation Week...It was one heck of a week! We were at the auditorium for 4 days...So cold and I didn't brought a jacket...Well anyway, I was having a very informative time there..So, let me tell what happened those past 4 days...

July 4, 2006-The career talk by ESS-Alumni. I must admit, the school did a great job of molding their minds into responsible adults, who have something to share with those who are in great need of career advice. I like listening to their talks but since I'm at the very front, I'm always noticed by the speakers. But anyway, it's ok.

July 5, 2006-The symposium of Colleges and Universities. I must admit, in choosing the right course, it boils down in choosing the right school. That's why I asked quite a handful of questions about the schools and after thinking, i have decided already on which school I will pursue my tertiary education.

July 6, 2006- The career talk by professionals. I must say I learned a valuable lot from the speakers. Especially Mr. Danilo Arao for explaining to us the world of journalism. Well before that, we had a movie showing.

July 7, 2006- The Mock interview. I was so nervous before since I have a big problem with eye contact. But I was so overwhelmed. I had my interview for only five minutes. And my interviewer, Ms. Yhan was so kind. I was so relaxed and I haven't had much problems. Well, before I had my interview, we had a movie marathon at the auditorium. We watched School of Rock, Tokyo Drift and She's the Man.

So there, we had quite a lot of activities during that week. I learned quite a lot and I must say, I'm ready for COLLEGE!

WOOHOO!!! The HS-High is a rousing success...I admit, it was the best day ever!!! At first, I was quite skeptical about it but eventually, I was so convinced.

You see, I commuted to school at exactly 6 in the morning. It was pretty early and to think I wear the school uniform!!! Anyway, I arrived at school at exactly 6:15. The school's pretty much quiet by that time. And as time progressed, people started to pile in. I was amazed by the overwhelming attendance of the first year...We were practically outnumbered...We rode on different buses...I was practically uncomfortable during the trip...Well, after a short time, we arrived.

As we took our seats, the band started playing familiar songs...I sang the songs one by one. Haha, they were all familiar to me so no prob. Then the program started. We sang some songs again then we had this bring me game...After that, is the jail booth selection. Well, I really wanted to get inside the jail booth..Then I was shocked when they announced, "Kulong lahat ng may eyeglasses!" I was totally freaked out. I got up from my seat and proceeded to the jail booth. I was practically pulling the board and screaming, "Palayain nyo ako!" Good thing, Gio paid 2 pesos for me and the others to bail us out. And I was so happy and relieved.

Then, the difficult time started...

As time progressed, it was getting all hot. I was practically all sweaty. But there was one problem. We can't get out. I mean, we can't get past the school gates. I really wanted something to drink. Really. And then I bought 8 bottles of pepsi just to pass the thirst. I gave some away. And to top it off, I had my good fill of the food. My packed lunch. I also sang using the Magic Sing but to my surprise, the lyrics were not complete!!! I was practically guessing them.

Then, the program started again. It started with a fashion show. Then followed by a play. I watched it with much attention. Then, we listened to a talk about 100% Pure. After that, we were practically sang a lot of praise songs. It was really tiring. I almost fainted because of exhaustion.
I was practically jumping, screaming, busting my lungs out. But it was definitely worth it.

It ended with various OPM numbers. Then, we boarded the buses again and we went back. But, I disembarked when we reached Golden City.

Bottomline is: He who sings, praises twice.